As we’re sure you know, we don’t own our cats, they own us. And should you ever forget that, you will be reminded! These rules came in email and we thought they were too cute to keep to ourselves, because after all, who among us can’t relate? So here are the Rules for the Cat.
The Cat is not allowed on the furniture.
Alright, the Cat can go on the furniture, but not on the kitchen counter.
Ok, the Cat can go on the kitchen counter, too, just not when I’m preparing food. Deal?
Fine…the Cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, as long as it doesn’t swat me in the face at 5:30 in the morning, demanding to be fed.
The Cat will be fed at 5:30 in the morning.
You didn’t really think you were running the show, did you?
We all have rules in place to help keep order in our homes. What silly rules have you made for your cat? Rules that, of course, have been vetoed?