Son, the time has come for you to go out into the world and make your way. Don’t forget all the things that mom and I have taught you.
Stalk, crouch, then pounce. Clean yourself every day, but spit the hairballs out. Humans are kind of silly sometimes, but have nice laps to curl up in. No matter how hard you try, you will never catch that red light. Let the dog know who is in charge.
And always remember that we love you and if you ever knead us, we’re just a couple of meows away.